Bandit
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NAME…Bandit
FTR POSITION…Fireballed! Mascot
ALIAS…Doggie
RIDE…As in, Can we go for one?
QUOTE…Park? Beach? Food? Treat?
FAVORITE FOOD…Yes.
FAVORITE PLACE TO DRIVE…To the Beach
WHY A MINI?…It’s my size. Ingree and egress is cool.
FAVORITE MOVIE CAR…Herbie
TURN ONS…Female Dogs, fire hydrants, food, Hubie’s leg, Beach, Park, Food, oh, and FOOD.
TURN OFFS…Empty dinner bowl, too much petting, being left at home, baths, Hubie’s other leg and an empty dinner bowl.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ANYTHING?…Is there anything I haven’t stolen? Actually I have a whole system. Take a peep at this!
- Make sure Fireball and Mommy are gone.
- Establish Perimeter. IE, SmellScope System Analysis. (SSSA)
- Observe the Target. In this case, the Trash Can.
- Using StealthDogTactics, approach identified target.
- Position Attack Stance.
- Launch at Target
- Scatter debris in specific pattern, separaing pasta from vegetables.
- Feast
- Hide under chair until Fireball and Mommy return. Wasn’t me!
